How I Met Your Mother (season 3)

How I Met Your Mother Season 3

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Country of origin United States
No. of episodes 20
Broadcast
Original channel CBS
Original run September 24, 2007 (2007-09-24) – May 19, 2008 (2008-05-19)
Home video release
DVD release
Region 1 October 7, 2008
Region 2 May 10, 2010
Region 4 February 11, 2009
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List of How I Met Your Mother episodes

The third season of the American television comedy series How I Met Your Mother premiered on September 24, 2007 and concluded on May 19, 2008. It consisted of 20 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season on Monday nights at 8:00 pm in the United States until December 10, 2007 when the season was interrupted by the writer's strike, when the season continued on March 17, 2008 it was moved back to 8:30pm. The complete third season was released on Region 1 DVD on October 7, 2008. In the United Kingdom it aired via E4 from October 30, 2009 weekdays at 7:30pm.

Contents

Plot

Ted's kids realise that the events that lead up to the meeting of their mother is a long story, and so decide to be quiet until Ted himself can actually recount the day he met her. Throughout the season, Ted reveals details about her that he learned even before he met her.

Barney begins the season with the word, "-dary!" Robin returns from a trip to Argentina with her new boyfriend, Gael (Enrique Iglesias), and Ted must adjust to life as just her friend, while watching Robin and Gael fawning over each other. Marshall and Lily decide to move out on their own, falling in love with a place they can't afford. Robin learns of Lily's bad credit rating due to her compulsive shopping for designer brands, and forces Lily to tell Marshall. Despite this, they are able to finally secure their dream apartment, only to discover it's in a bad location and more poorly constructed than they thought (the floor is tilted). Barney is slapped for the third time on Thanksgiving, which Marshall dubs "Slapsgiving."

Ted tells his children that he met their mother through a story with her yellow umbrella. He finds the umbrella at a club and takes home after attending a St. Patrick's Day party (which Barney had forced him to go to) where his future wife was, although they did not meet. Ted attempts to woo Stella (Sarah Chalke), a dermatologist he sees to remove an embarrassing tattoo on his lower back. Stella warns Ted she will say no if he asks her out on a date. However, after ten sessions with her, he turns the "no" into a "yes". This culminates in a memorable "two-minute date," which incorporates small talk, dinner, a movie, coffee, two (really short) cab rides, and a goodnight kiss, all within two minutes. Robin sleeps with Barney after he comforts her following a break-up, which is followed by Ted's disapproval and decision to stop being friends with Barney. Meanwhile, an unknown woman begins to sabotage Barney's attempts to hook up. His saboteur is revealed to be Abby (Britney Spears), Stella's receptionist, with a vendetta against him for not calling her after they had sex.

In the season finale, after Ted and Barney get into separate car accidents and end up in the hospital, they renew their friendship. It is revealed that Barney has true feelings for Robin, while Ted proposes to Stella.

Cast

Main Cast

Recurring Cast

Guest Cast

Episodes

# Title Director Writer(s) U.S. viewers
(million)
Original Airdate Production
code
45 1 "Wait for It" Pamela Fryman Carter Bays & Craig Thomas 8.27 September 24, 2007 (2007-09-24) 3ALH01
When Robin arrives home with a hunky Argentinean boyfriend, Ted decides to go out with Barney for a "legen...wait for it...dary!" night to forget about Robin moving on. Guest starring Enrique Iglesias as "Gael" and Mandy Moore as "Amy". 
46 2 "We're Not from Here" Pamela Fryman Chris Harris 7.88 October 1, 2007 (2007-10-01) 3ALH02
After seeing girls swoon for Robin's boyfriend, Gael, because of his foreign charm, Barney and Ted try to pull themselves off as out-of-towners in order to meet girls. Marshall and Lily write letters which are to be read after their death, while Robin begins to lose her enjoying side while in Argentina. 
47 3 "Third Wheel" Pamela Fryman David Hemingson 8.03 October 8, 2007 (2007-10-08) 3ALH04
Two women become very interested in Ted and end up taking the party to his place. The gang must show Ted that bad luck doesn't come in threes. 
48 4 "Little Boys" Rob Greenberg Kourtney Kang 7.98 October 15, 2007 (2007-10-15) 3ALH03
Robin dates a single dad, and to her surprise, bonds with the man's son, which causes her to worry that the relationship is too serious. Meanwhile Ted and Barney compete to see who has more 'game'. 
49 5 "How I Met Everyone Else" Pamela Fryman Gloria Calderon Kellett 8.60 October 22, 2007 (2007-10-22) 3ALH05
Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than how she met him, resulting in her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" to go through the roof. 
50 6 "I'm Not That Guy" Pamela Fryman Jonathan Groff 8.55 October 29, 2007 (2007-10-29) 3ALH06
When a law firm tries to recruit Marshall, executive Jefferson Coatsworth (John Cho) is able to win him over, forcing Marshall to stray from his dream to save the Earth. Meanwhile, the gang finds out that a porn star is named after one of them. 
51 7 "Dowisetrepla" Pamela Fryman Brenda Hsueh 8.86 November 5, 2007 (2007-11-05) 3ALH07
Lily and Marshall make a rash of irresponsible decisions when buying an apartment in the "Dowisetrepla" neighbourhood while Barney uses this opportunity to hook up with women without giving away his address. Marshall learns about Lily's secret. 
52 8 "Spoiler Alert" Pamela Fryman Stephen Lloyd 8.58 November 12, 2007 (2007-11-12) 3ALH08
An annoying habit in Ted's new girlfriend causes the gang to point out their own bad habits which are unnoticed by the group. Marshall turns to Barney for help after forgetting his password to check his bar exam results. 
53 9 "Slapsgiving" Pamela Fryman Matt Kuhn 8.55 November 19, 2007 (2007-11-19) 3ALH09
Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock , worrying about when the slap will be dished out. 
54 10 "The Yips" Pamela Fryman Jamie Rhonheimer 8.06 November 26, 2007 (2007-11-26) 3ALH10
After everyone joins a gym, Barney sees Rhonda (the woman who took his virginity) there. After learning that his performance with her was poor, he loses his ability to approach women. Barney loses his 'mojo' and heads to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show party to try to get it back, but he's put to the test when he meets Heidi Klum
55 11 "The Platinum Rule" Pamela Fryman Carter Bays & Craig Thomas 8.49 December 10, 2007 (2007-12-10) 3ALH11
Ted's friends try to discourage him from going on a date with his doctor, a person he sees regularly, by telling their own bad experiences. 
56 12 "No Tomorrow" Pamela Fryman Carter Bays & Craig Thomas 9.73 March 17, 2008 (2008-03-17) 3ALH12
Ted decides to take on Barney's lifestyle for St. Patrick's Day, which would likely include activities which are very un-saintly. Robin and Marshall don't know how to tell Lily that something is wrong with their new apartment. 
57 13 "Ten Sessions" Pamela Fryman Chris Harris, Carter Bays & Craig Thomas 10.64 March 24, 2008 (2008-03-24) 3ALH14
While Ted is repeatedly rejected for a date by his dermatologist, Stella (Sarah Chalke), her receptionist, Abby (Britney Spears), becomes interested in him. 
58 14 "The Bracket" Pamela Fryman Joe Kelly 9.67 March 31, 2008 (2008-03-31) 3ALH13
A mysterious woman is sabotaging Barney's attempts to hook up with other women, forcing him to use a tournament bracket to narrow down a group of 64 women who have a reason to hate him. 
59 15 "The Chain of Screaming" Pamela Fryman Carter Bays & Craig Thomas 8.72 April 14, 2008 (2008-04-14) 3ALH15
Marshall cries in front of his boss after he screams at him, and everybody gives Marshall their own unique advice on how to confront his boss about the situation. 
60 16 "Sandcastles in the Sand" Pamela Fryman Kourtney Kang 8.52 April 21, 2008 (2008-04-21) 3ALH16
Robin rekindles a spark with an old flame (James Van Der Beek), but he ends up breaking her heart again. Barney and his own inimitable style helps make her feel better. 
61 17 "The Goat" Pamela Fryman Stephen Llyod 8.90 April 28, 2008 (2008-04-28) 3ALH17
After sleeping with Robin, Barney feels guilty and hires Marshall to search for a loophole in the Bro Code in order to maintain his friendship with Ted. Meanwhile, Lily decides to rescue a goat while the gang plans Ted's surprise party. 
62 18 "Rebound Bro" Pamela Fryman Jamie Rhonheimer 8.36 May 5, 2008 (2008-05-05) 3ALH18
Stella is finally ready to get intimate with Ted. Meanwhile, since his split with Ted, Barney searches for a replacement Bro, finally settling reluctantly on his hapless co-worker Randy (Will Forte). 
63 19 "Everything Must Go" Pamela Fryman Jonathan Groff & Chris Harris 9.02 May 12, 2008 (2008-05-12) 3ALH19
Lily is forced to sell her paintings in order to fix the slanted floor in her apartment. Barney finally confronts his mysterious saboteur and uses this opportunity to strike a blow to Ted. 
64 20 "Miracles" Pamela Fryman Carter Bays & Craig Thomas 9.04 May 19, 2008 (2008-05-19) 3ALH20
Ted re-evaluates his life and his relationship with Stella after a close call with death from an accident. Marshall and Robin debate about the existence of miracles.